Has three ferrets and a plant problem

Can build you anything

Good at literally every sport

Has a strict bedtime of 7pm

Would choose dogs over humans

Happiest of humans

Has been missing in action for five years

The only one smart enough to move to Florida

Is that tan year round

Enjoys Greek breakfast and a tennis tournament

Fully equipped to survive a zombie apocalypse

Master of margaritas and misplacing his keys

Lover of themes and a friendly competition

Enjoys socks, cucumbers and his hedgehog

Could be legally considered a little person

Credits having a driver’s license to the groom

Pool daddy

Fish whisperer, politics shouter